Ok, so I was thinking….is-it-friday-yet-funny-quotes-sayings-picturesAs a blogger, you can pretty much make up or say whatever you want to. How do your  readers know if it’s true or not? *arched eyebrow for affect*

So, then I began to think (don’t get scared because of that!!). I thought to myself, I could pretend to interview ANY author and how would you know if I made up the answers myself, or plagiarized another interviewer?

Thus, Famous Friday has emerged, like a babe from the womb. I am going to pick a famous author (or celeb) and I will interview them. I will ask them my own questions, but I will take REAL ANSWERS (to who knows what) that they have said in interviews and I will insert it in as their answer to my questions.

So ***** This is fun. Not real. Yes, real quotes, but not to the original questions, or maybe they are…? *****

I thought it was about time we had a GIRL on this Famous Friday! So, who better than Tori Spelling?? Did you know that she has authored SEVEN books. Yes, that is correct. I said seven.

At first, I couldn’t quite put my finger on what was so different here, but it was then that I noticed that she really enjoyed putting her name in the title. For example, we have:

sTORI Telling, Uncharted TerriTORI, celebraTORI, vicTORIous, and she switched it up a bit with Spelling It Like It Is!

Let’s see what Tori brings to the table today, shall we?

Charity – So, Tori! I am happy to finally have a female author visiting!! I hear you have some exciting news?? Care to share it with us?

Tori – I am now officially ordained! Yep, that’s right! – Reverend Tori Spelling!

Charity – Wow! That’s pretty impressive. What gave you the idea to go that route?

Tori – I love sharing my stories and experiences with people and connecting to them on both a humorous and emotional level.

Charity – I bet it’s hard growing up under the spotlight. It’s nice that you still care about people.

Tori – I just wanna thank all those amazing internet bloggers out there who hate me day-to-day! Thank you! You ROCK!

Charity – hmm. That sounded like a backhanded compliment. I’m not sure…

Tori –  My whole life story is kind of a backhanded compliment.

Charity – I’m sorry… *awkward pause* So, Tori, what are you passionate about?

Tori – I am a huge fan of gays. They love me and I love them. They think of me as sort of a gay icon.

Charity – *Raised Eyebrow* You are a “gay icon”?

Tori – I often refer to myself as a gay man. And, all my friends are gay..

Charity – Woh..OK, slow down. Whew. We are getting way ahead of ourselves. Let’s see here. I noticed that a lot of people say you are too skinny? What do you say to that?

Tori – I diet. It’s called “Shut your mouth and eat air” diet.

Charity – That can’t be healthy!!

Tori – I want to be a positive role model for my daughter! The last thing I want to put out there is that it’s acceptable to be too thin or have an eating disorder because you’re in Hollywood.

Charity – So, you eat? Or, don’t… I’m confused…

Tori – I’ve been a target my entire life. At this point, there’s nothing anyone can say that will faze me. Bring it on!

Charity – Oh, I was just confused. I wasn’t going to say anything mean.

Tori – I’m a bundle of nerves riddled with irrational fears.

Charity – Like?

Tori – I check under my bed every night for the bogeyman. That’s just a little thing though.

Charity – Wow. I’m sorry you are struggling. Perhaps it’s the environment?

Tori – People are always saying Hollywood messes up kids. I’m like, “No, families mess up kids!” I grew up in Hollywood and I’m perfectly fine! If my children want to go into the entertainment business, I won’t try to stop them, as long as they are passionate about it.

Charity – I feel like I’m really getting mixed messages here. However, I do want to thank you for taking the time to chat. I hope that you get….everything figured out there. Good luck!! I hope you find happiness…

Tori – I’m never as happy as when I am pregnant. I literally would have 10 babies if I could!

Charity – *awkward pause* Ok, well… cool. Thanks again…

If you would like to connect with Tori on Goodreads, just CLICK HERE!